Why is life so full of SHIT!?

[daZenfmeister]

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

daZenfmeister Reviewed by daZenfmeister on 11-22-2005. Why is life so full of SHIT!? I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen. I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt Rating: 5

[Unregistered Felon]

Would ya like a few tips on how to keep your ass cherry in jail??

LOL


Felon

[3rdEyeVision]

do it he deserves it

[dustoned]

breakin' laws, glockin' jaws, rippin' out and take a taste
you can smell my fuckin' nuts while this tone is in your face
shove the barrel of the gun down your throat, inhale bullets like some smoke
i'ma leave you bitches dead, cut a sunroof in your head

[daZenfmeister]

Jail? Hah I'd get shot before i go to jail. Whats this kid gonna say "i got shanked cause i stole some weed"

No one likes this kid. its gonna be a collective effort of ass kciking

[emg]

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

punch him once in the throat and i guarantee he'll never fuck wit you again :thumbsup:

[BlackLabelXmas]

I would karate chop his balls. That would be hilarious. :smokin:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Jail? Hah I'd get shot before i go to jail. Whats this kid gonna say "i got shanked cause i stole some weed"

No one likes this kid. its gonna be a collective effort of ass kciking

word of the wise, dont get caught tearing him a new one, he doesnt have to say why he got the beat down in order for you to be arrested for assult.

[Juggalotus17]

If your going to do anyhting more than a beatdown, including mayhem (unnecessary shit like breaking fingers on purpose, bashing head off ground, etc etc) you're in for a rude fucking awakening.

If I were to ever pull a knife, gun, or anything on somebody I'd kill them and everyone who witnessed it. Don't take chances, and don't fuck up. Don't take this message as advice to kill somebody cause that's just fucking stupid, but if you're going to do something bad, make sure you're not getting caught.

Best way to get him back would be screw him over completly using the legal system. :-D Plant some drugs, weapons, and other things in his car/house/personal belongings and give him 10 to 15 in a federal prison for it.

[NoosaHeads]

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

I can see were your comming from.
I can only advise against Sticking him with anything..

Just give him a good stomping.
and get your shit back.

If you stab him and he dies you'll go down for murder.
and a 100 worth of green and some digis Just aint worth it.