Why is life so full of SHIT!?

[t3chyo]

i see it this way everything needs an oposite to make a bad and a good, making life interesting and worth living.

t3chyo Reviewed by t3chyo on 11-22-2005. Why is life so full of SHIT!? I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen. I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt Rating: 5

[king kong bong]

ask him this before takin any action, what did the five fingers say to the face?
slap, now give me back my shit.

[heavymetal101]

Nah, what you should do it's call him over to your house and have the dorr unlocked so he can open the door himself. Once he steps in punch the mother fucker in the damn diaphragm and then hyper extend his knees!!!

If he has his fingerprints on the door then you can say he broke in, or trespassed. He came in and attacked you, so you had no choice. If it's on your land, the BALL IS IN YOUR COURT MY FRIEND!!! :thumbsup:
If someone steals from you dude, you have every right to permanently FUCK HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE! I hate it when people steal and I would go crazy if someone stole from me again. It's happened so many times before and I never did anything, I'll never make that mistake again!!

[heavymetal101]

sorry but that shit gets me heated up! (if you couldnt tell)

[Fattie]

uhh you got the right ideas, but zen... I saw your picture. You dont look like you have the balls or skill to do any of that. Dont get your ass beat and make yourself look like a fool. Cuz then he will have your shit, and you will have assault charges. Which reminds me i gotta go to court in like 2 months for assault charges.

[Mitzie]

That is so screwed! He deserves to pay. I would break into his house, car, and whatever you can and rob him blind. Who knows you may come out on top.

[heavymetal101]

Do what I said, trust me

[blastfast]

Kidnap him, make his family pay $50,000 ... then it'll have been worth it, apart from the fact you'll probably still lose your ass cherry.

[nakedgunner]

tell us wat happens

[lateralus]

I can't fucking believe it, today my car was broken into. About $100 worth of weed was taken and a brand new digital scale that i bought literally 30 min before it got stolen.

I know who took it and tomorrow this person is going to be in ICU there is no other option here as this is the SECOND TIME that this same person has stolen from me. First I'm going to shank him in the gut when he isnt expecting it and then im gonna go to town on his pudgy little face with a TV antenna. Then if he isnt crying and begging me to live I'm going to pound his face with a chain around my fist until he does or until he gets knocked out.

I dont care if you think this is extreme but in the real world, if you break into a locked car and steal something that isnt yours and you can still act like my friend and then you can do it AGAIN, you dont deserve special treatment.

I'm gonna show this kid what the real world is like. :thumbsup:

If you're serious, have you taken a look at the people's responses to hipEstoner's thread?