He got his hampton wick (dick) out in the pub last night ruined everyones lily and skinner (dinner) silly bastards still on the Earā??ole (dole) so i went home home rolled up some bob hope (dope) got on the blower (phone) to dave bout some Persian Rugs (Drugs) but hes gone all Everton Toffee (coffee) on me and wants to sell me some Pony and Trap (crap) but i aint down for that Brad Pitt (shit)