UK-US-AUS-NZ-CAN-IRE etc. Slang thread.

[lateralus]

im goin out for a ruby bring my ton round later u Jam Roll or ill kick u in ya Berlin Walls
ya fucking Brad Pitt now jog on u swiss banker

Wha'?

And why do the English (or Europe in general?) like U's so much? For example:

color vs. colour
flavor vs. flavour

Or maybe the question is.. why don't Americans like U's?