UK-US-AUS-NZ-CAN-IRE etc. Slang thread.

[king kong bong]

its chicken oriental, a bloke from the big apple bubblin that chitty chitty. its a downright barry crocker. must sound like im outta my chinese huh garden gates. some biftah and some frankie on the custard, whats better than that?

[robert42]

mental mental chicken oriental

[king kong bong]

you said it mate.

[heavymetal101]

yall are fuckin with me huh?

[heavymetal101]

ahhh!!!!! I missed my 420th post!!

[king kong bong]

nah china im just takin the piss. too many britneys and you'll be talkin down the big white telephone.

[dirty raider]

Up North we tend to say t' instead of the, as in "I'm going t'bar," or "I'm on t'internet."

If somethings. bad then its bollocks, but if it's the dog's bollocks then its really really good. Similar to how Americans would say thats shit and thats the shit.

[psychopixi]

Half inched - pinched (as in stolen)
Kifed - stolen

I think for the Welshy stuff, it doesn't sound right if you just read it off a screen - you have to know the accent first.

"Oo's coat is 'at jacket?"
"Are 'ew readin' tha' paper you sittin' on?"

[beachguy in thongs]

U.K.= the land of potheads?
Oh, yes, truly. Whatever.

In America, we call "going out for a curry", "getting a haircut".

Also, we say people who can't see are blind.
In England, if you're blind, you're drunk.

[king kong bong]

im pissed as a fart.