Best Joke

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Well I can't tell jokes that good but I'll give it a try

This dude walks into a bar and sees a barrel in the corner so he goes to the bartender and asks â?? Why is that barrel sitting over thereâ?� the bartender says â??Go stick your dick in it and youâ??ll see whyâ?� so the dude sticks it in and then he goes back to the bartender and says â??That was greatâ?� and the bartender says â??You can do that every day of the week except tuesdays â?? the dude then asks â??Whyâ?� the bartender says â??Because itâ??s your turn in the barrel on tuesdaysâ?�