Thereâ??s this guy...well letâ??s just say heâ??s not the brightest crayon in the box. Anyway, one day he meets this chick and they decide to go out on a date. So after dinner and a movie, they head back to her place. He has this chick and hasnâ??t a clue what to do with her, so he calls his father and say, â?hey pop, I got this girl here and I donâ??t know what to do with herâ?. The father tells him to kiss her and remove all her clothes. So anyway he kisses her and removes all her clothes. His father gets another call, itâ??s the son. He says, â?Okay pop, I got all her clothes off,now what do I do?â?. Father says, â?Okay son, take your hand and stick it where she goes to the bathroomâ?. Five minutes later, the phone rings, this time itâ??s the chick. She says to his pop, â?what the hell is wrong with your son?, he has his hand stuck in the toiletâ?