Best Joke

[cheebashop]

What's the funniest joke you know?

cheebashop Reviewed by cheebashop on 11-21-2005. Best Joke What's the funniest joke you know? :D Rating: 5

[buddymyfriend]

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[Caruso329]

Why did the chicken cross the road?



































































































To get to the other side;

[buddymyfriend]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?





























Coz he was on the Chickens foot! :dance:

[somebody someone]

OMg WTF ROFL lolz what they iz funny!!!

[dirty raider]

What did the lepper say to the prositute?

You can keep the tip.

[kongo]

What do u call 2 left sandles?





Flip flips!

[beachguy in thongs]

This isn't the best joke, but it's the first one I came across. It put a smile on my face. :stoned:

Discovery


German scientists dug 50 meters underground and
discovered small pieces of copper. After studying
these pieces for a long time, Germany announced
that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a
nation-wide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that
easily impressed. They ordered their own
scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down,
they found small pieces of glass, and they soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago
already had a nation-wide fibre net.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100
and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely
nothing...

They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000
years ago had cellular telephones.

[robert42]

This isn't the best joke, but it's the first one I came across. It put a smile on my face. :stoned:

Discovery


German scientists dug 50 meters underground and
discovered small pieces of copper. After studying
these pieces for a long time, Germany announced
that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a
nation-wide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that
easily impressed. They ordered their own
scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down,
they found small pieces of glass, and they soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago
already had a nation-wide fibre net.

Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100
and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely
nothing...

They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000
years ago had cellular telephones.

lmfao wow bg WOW

[friendowl]

three guys walk into a room










a priest,a homosexual,and a pedophile






that was just the first guy