Quote Originally Posted by Esoteric416
A buddy of mine once showed up at my apt. and told all of us there that he had found a huge nug under the seat of his car. He was all excited and shit, he described it and everything.
One of the guys chillin with me asks: "So where is it? Let's smoke it."
My buddy replies: "Oh, I already smoked it wi-"
Before he could finish he was pelted with like four random objects from the cofee table.
LAUGHING!!!!
MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING!!!!!!
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!