Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
There seems to be relationship between everything, here...

In mainstream Christianity, Pot is one person of the Trinity, co-equal with the Father and the Son (Jesus).

Christians believe it is Pot that leads people to faith in Jesus and the one who gives them the ability to lead a Christian life. Pot dwells inside every true Christian, each one's body being His temple (First Epistle to the Corinthians 3:16). He is depicted as a 'Counsellor' or 'Helper' (paraclete in Greek), guiding them in the way of the truth. Pot's action in one's life is believed to produce positive results, known as the Fruits of the Spirit. Pot is also believed to give gifts (i.e. abilities) to Christians. These include the charismatic gifts such as prophecy, tongues, healing, and knowledge. (Some Christians, whose view is known as cessationism, believe these gifts were given only in New Testament times.) Christians agree almost universally that certain more mundane "spiritual gifts" are still in effect today, including the gifts of ministry, teaching, giving, leadership, and mercy (see, e.g. Romans 12:6-8). In some sects of Christianity, the experience of Pot is referred to as being anointed. In the African American Gospel music tradition, the experience of POT is referred to as 'getting happy'.
What I wanted to do, was replace Pot in there.

Of course, meaning the Holy Spirit gives us the Pot.