Alert!!!

[Polymirize]

dude iv have alota unpretected sex and as far as i knwo im not a daddy

Bravo jake... Bravo indeed.

There's no smiley for slapping yourself in the forehead, so I'll just use this one...
:thumbsup:

[deathbyvalley]

get the clothe hanger ready. teehee so politically incorrect. fuck yall right to life people.

lmao, my friends were gonna dress up for halloween as a bent hanger, a doctor, and an aborted fetus.

[jakenthegentiles]

o btw if she says shes pregnat invit her over and ask her to go down stares and sneek up behind her and scare her so she falls so u wont havbethe guilt of pushenher cause it was a "accdent" i know its rong but hay what can u do

[beachguy in thongs]

doesn't weed lower your sperm count? so us stoners are less likley to have a baby

This is off of this site:
It has been scientifically shown that marijuana use can impair male fertility. Studies conducted in rats have concluded that marijuana causes decreased sperm production (spermatogenesis), decreased number of developing germ cells and decreased number of Leydig cells in the testis (cells responsible for testosterone secretion).

A recent study, conducted at the University of Buffalo in New York in 1998, reports that marijuana affects sperm function by compromising its ability to get to and fertilize the egg. The study attributes the cause to cannabinoids (compounds found in marijuana).

http://www.spermconfirm.com/MARIJUANA.html

[BabySnookums]

doesn't weed lower your sperm count? so us stoners are less likley to have a baby

i wouldn't trust that...*points to slipknotpsycho, then in the general direction of the toddler in the other room*

[Big Calhoun]

doesn't weed lower your sperm count? so us stoners are less likley to have a baby

Old thread, I know...but I can dispel the myth above through personal experience. My wife and I have twice gone through IVF. Part of the process is that your sperm count is checked and they make sure they're 'swimming' correctly.

The first time we went through IVF, I had stopped smoking about a month and a half before the testing. I did slip once but that was it. My sperm count was normal and healthy. I'm sorry, I don't remember the actual number.

The second time we did it, I was in a wierd place emotionally (because we had lost our son after the first try) and didn't stop smoking at all. My sperm count was actually higher the second time and still healthy.

However, keep in mind that I'm fairly healthy, try to excersise regularly and take care of myself, and take vitamins daily. So I'm pretty sure my overall lifestyle helped my results.

[birdgirl73]

Can she get to the doctor today or to a planned parenthood clinic and ask for that morning after pill? That might be worth a try. It works like birth control and keeps the ovulation from happening and/or stops implantation. Anti-abortion folks think it's evil, but of course it's not. It works just like preventive birth control pills.

[birdgirl73]

Oh, heck, I just saw how old the original post was. I gues this got worked out after all. . .

[Skink]

have her douche with a 10% Bleach 20% Muratic Acid solution...

[kush07]

It is rare that you impregnate someone when the sperm does not enter the vagina. However, I have heard of a case where a virgin got impregnated. Yes, a virgin. She and her boyfriend had done everything other than actual insertion. She thought that because she had not been penetrated then she was ok. The fooled around a lot, rubbing, anal, and the such and all unprotected. Well, she went to the doc for some odd pains one day and he said she was pregnant. As you can guess, she was devestated and didn't believe it because she was still techinically a virgin. Sperm is a powerful little thing and if it ever enters the vagina you do have a chance to impregnate someone. My class met her and she gave us a good long speech about being safe by not doing ANYTHING. Thats just about all I can remember from my sex-ed class. So long ago, close to 8 or 9 years now. Im not trying to scare you or anything, just say that it is possible.

Happy Toking :rasta: