I'm a loser :(

[Dopa]

no no I weight more than they do. 140 pounds versus 110 or 120 pounds......

Dopa Reviewed by Dopa on 11-18-2005. I'm a loser :( My life just sucks, yesterday at work we all had this arm wrestling thing going on and I arm wrestled all the girls at my work and lost. This made me look like a total weak retard. I don't get it, my forearms were bigger than this one bitch i arm wrestled and she still took me down in 2 seconds. My bicepts are real small but my forearms are bigger than my bicepts so I have no idea why I lost to her. Obviously since I lost to all the girls i didn't stand a chance against any of the guys. Also Rating: 5

[Caruso329]

Punch him in the nose then kick him in the balls, then stomp on his head when he goes down.

[Dopa]

He would of had my head cracked open before I got to step 2.....

Anyway thinkin about this makes me feel shitty. I'm gonna go do what I do best and go smoke a philly blunt. I'll be back hopefully. Thanks you all for you comments.

[Caruso329]

Reverse steps 2 and step 1, or just chloroform him before all of it.

[BlueCat00]

WTF? Where is God's name do you work?

[florida boy 3]

go to work with a ball bat , you can solve his problem. your problem is you have no confidence.

[Mogizzle]

C'mon man you saying you could beat anyone here under 18? I'm 17.. But even after hearing your story I wouldn't say I could beat you because I don't know what you look like or anything.

IMO the only way you gonna get that crackhead off your back is by doing something about it.. You say he cracked someones head open? Not by his fists obviously but maybe slamming the head into the wall did it? In that case anyone can do that I could do that, but I wouldn't because I would feel like shit afterwards.

[beachguy in thongs]

Hell yeah. I could beat the shit out of that bitch tho if we were fighting. I kick ass.

and fattie I am a dude. a very weak one apparently.

You know, Dopa, I'd say you have pretty strong soul, describing yourself the way you do.

[Fattie]

LMFAO funniest thing i've heared in a long time, i take my hat off 2 u sir.

Finally... some appreciation :thumbsup: imp:

[BobBong]

jerk off more.