When I was a kid, I allways got a kick out of the song of solomon (I think). It's the book that talks about sex every other page. There are poems dedicated to tits and ass. I allways thought it was funny that church folk are allways giving people a hard time about sex, but it's everywhere in the bible. I can't remember which king it was (david maybe?) was wanting to bang a chick he saw taking a bath so he had her husband killed so he could fuck her. And this was supposed to be a noble and holy king. Whatever.