Quote Originally Posted by rab
Maybe you think you got pee, but it was really squirt? I always wanted squirt, but never got it and now I'm married so I never will.

Now, 'wings, can't say I really want 'em, but I think they're in my future cuz she likes to jump me on the rag and I feel cheated if we only fk and I didn't get some pie. Some fine red day when she's that horny I'm going to obey my thirst. And from hints she's said I don't think she'll mind.

I like to go back & forth several times, eat, fuck, eat, fuck, can keep that up a while!

Don't generally go down on creampie, tho tasted it from curiosity. I think the reason is, not that I don't like it, just that I'm finished then and ready to chill.

And it doesn't matter to me if its freshly scrubbed with a mint on the pillow, I'll take it any time any way, but I must admit I know I'm lucky there I haven't run into the horror stories you here like the guy I know jumped out of the car & wiped his dick in the snow it was that bad. I don't do strangers.

My favorite position (of all sex whatsoever) is laying back and she squats facing me like the Eiffel tower. My wife has a bit of a tummy so I can't really breathe, turn quick every 30 seconds like a swimmer. My ambition is to see my tongue coming out of her ear if possible. I know that won't make her cum, but what really trips her is after licking her clit for a while with my tongue, grind it with my fingers for a while. Then the old probiscis can do some sightseeing.

Dude you are a true profesional and the Pussy Food Platoon salutes you as we march by your window!. "Any time any place", spoken like Taxi Driver. Your wife must love you!
As for crunching on Bloody Mary....what you do is your biz...But don't tell the others as that is a courtmarshal offence and might affect the moral of the squaddies and cause decent amongst the ranks!
Congratulations ..you have been promoted to, "Corporal Cunt Cruncher"

Untill we meet again....as always..regards
Feild Marshal MuffMuncher
Easy Roller Reviewed by Easy Roller on . who likes eatin PUSSY anybody out here likes to eat pussy. I luv eating pussy. :D Rating: 5