Pussy doesn't smell...if its clean...woman love it..statically....married couples have a 70% higher chance of staying together if the male plates his woman...so if your folks are still together maybe your dad 'gobbles gash'.I've noticed that alot of Americans think the practice to for lesser men...but ALL american porno has a guy eating 'cunt on the cob'...as for 'biting into bumhole' not for me...but them again..if her arse was clean..and i was feeling proper dirty..i might have a bite. Basically birds love it when a bloke puts 'face to fanny' and if u really are a true ladies man ...like myself ...then pussy is top of the menu.''''a la carte'''' grub...it tastes better than oyster...so ladies everywhere keep your snatches sanitised!