Quote Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!
let me explain the confusion behind this dialect:

- many don't understand the word "poon", at least in this context, considering in literary terms it referres to one of many light-hard wood trees in southern asia from the calophyllum family

- To "poon graze" on the ladies isn't exactly clear.

- You seem to have a considerable lack of understanding on the use of punctuation and capitalization.

Hence, don't complain when people don't understand the writings of a person with the literary understanding of a lemur.