Quote Originally Posted by fikusroot
yea except its a bitch when they squeeze down on your head or pull your hair
thats the best time to eat!!
when the poon lands right on your face...

"Excuse me miss, let me clear a place for you to sit"
(as he wipes his hand across his face)

"Mustache rides.. GET YOUR FREE MUSTACHE rides!!"

I only poon GRAZE on the ladies I love... Actually, now that I think about it. I don't mess with ladies unless I love them..... actually I love LADIES.. PERIOD!!