If he runs, it will be with his tail between his legs. I think the entire governmental system needs to have a massive enema and drown in their shit.
We could settle the defficit if we taxed politicians every time shit spewed forth from their lips, and we all know that they are completely incapable of opening their pie holes without shit spewing forth. $100 dollars for every spew and in a year the defecit would be resolved.
The only good politician is a .......................politician. You can fill in the blank with any adjective you want.

Damn that felt good, thank you!