that blown out hole in the ceiling was a...uhh...suicide bomber, yeah, that's it...evil freedom hating terrorist...uhhh, john kerry...liberal...democrat...they're hiding in the ceilings of all of your buildings...the terrorists (those who value the constitution)...

now give us, your loving government, more control over your lives, and this won't happen again, until that point where we think you'll accept greater losses of rights...