Hmm, I never did anything worse than cutting class. A couple of girls from another school in the area decided to come to Olchfa for a day though, and borrow some uniforms and just wandered around, joining random classes and stuff. They only got found out when they started making too much noise in the class and the teacher asked them for their names to report them, and discovered they weren't down as students in our school.

My boyfriend's best mate, Courtney, decided to steal the school's sit-on lawn mower and cut the grass on the field once instead of going to Chemistry. The teacher spotted him out of the window and sent someone down to fetch him. When the kid got there, Courtney told him he could tell the teacher to "stick her fucking lesson up her c**t", which the guy duly went back and told the teacher... the both got suspended for a couple of weeks.

Courtney also punched his headmaster... I found that quite amusing. The head was constantly breathing down his neck, and one day called him up to the office and started having a go at him... and got a broken nose for his troubles. Funnily enough Courtney got expelled after that. He'd keep coming back into the school all the time though, to meet his friends for lunch, and the head would constantly go ballistic at him and order him off school property. Courtney'd normally be waiting just inside the gates, so all he'd do was take a step back and he'd be outside school property, so he'd just stand there and smirk at the head.