When I was in seventh grade I drank a fifth of E&J in the bathroom and then beat a kid up and pissed on his face. His eyes started burning and I got expelled for that one.

When I was in eighth grade I put peanut butter on a piece of bread and threw it at my bus driver while we were on our way to school and it stuck to the side of his face. That one had me laughing for hours because I was pretty stoned at the time.

Also in eight grade I went to 7th grade classrooms and told the teachers I was a foreign exchange student named Sven Schwarzenager and got away with it until
5th period when one of the teachers recognized me.

Just some of the things I did at school. I did have the record for the most write-ups my eighth grade year at my school though. Now that I look back on it I don't really see how I could've been that stupid.