Hawhawwww I got a story for ya.

Back in sophomore year, we liked to throw ketchup, mayo, soda, milk, and other random condiments at eachother. One day I decided to meet a few nearby females by throwing vegetables at them. Apparently they didn't like that.

They returned the vegetables along with a soda bottle aimed at my vicinity. A volley was formed which turned into an all out food war.

Soon there were maybe fifteen people in it. There happened to be a car in the way, but we didn't care. A bunch of my friends bought quarter milks and a lot of people got soaked. The bell rang, and my friend Navjit was hit dead on with a flying chocolate milk.

On a related note, we completely destroyed a few chairs that year, and stashed them in a manhole.

We did nitrous oxide on the basketball courts. Some acquaintances of mine had a session or two behind where the gym basketballs are kept. I knew several people who chewed tobacco incessantly in class.

I decided to put a giant box on my head one day and run into walls and such. Good fun.

I liked to stand on the corner by our school and hand out pennies.
lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on . Bloody stupid school stunts Inspired by 3 Sheets' class mates punching themselves in the face, a thread on stupid things we did at school. My top moment was when we made fake rave fliers for a someone in my school year's party and posted them around town. Shame they had his home address on them. But it's OK cos we advertised it as "Pitton II the sequel" which got the attention of the old bill because the first Pitton rave was an illegal job that ended in a pitched battle between police and ravers and travellers. Rating: 5