Bloody stupid school stunts

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I used to clog the bathroom toilets up with paper towels and shit and then flush em like crazy and make them over flow.

Recently, I walked into the bathroom I had to drop a shit. First time dropping a shit at school. The first stall is locked, no one is in it. Inside that toilet is a log of shit. The person apparently dropped a shit, locked the door, crawled under the door so it was locked from the inside out and flushed it.

No one had access to it, less you crawled underneath.

Anyways.

I did the same exact thing to the next stall. The boys bathroom smells horrible all morning and afternoon.
-btw poops went everywhere

My buddy dropped a shit on some paper then THREW it at a teachers door and ran. -FUCKING GROSS but funny to see haha
-btw poops went everywhere

HAHA!!!
Throwing shit at a door.

And blocking a bog with a log and crawling away from it! lol

[ADaisyChain]

In 6th grade the penis game was really popular, but teachers were learning to just ignore it. ((for those of you not hip, the penis game is where you and a friend take turns saying penis and each time you have to say it louder than the other person))

anyway, on a band field trip we were sitting behind the band teacher and me and andrew just said penis for like 15 minutes back and forth, knowing the teacher could hear it and was just ignoring it like the teachers were probably told to. Eventually we changed the word to "vaginal juices" and I got a detention.

I also got kicked out of my 6th grade band picture because when they were about to take the picture a friend of mine said "sayyyy penis!!" really loud and the teacher thought it was me, and being the good picture hating friend that I was, I just took the blame.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

In 6th grade the penis game was really popular, but teachers were learning to just ignore it. ((for those of you not hip, the penis game is where you and a friend take turns saying penis and each time you have to say it louder than the other person))

anyway, on a band field trip we were sitting behind the band teacher and me and andrew just said penis for like 15 minutes back and forth, knowing the teacher could hear it and was just ignoring it like the teachers were probably told to. Eventually we changed the word to "vaginal juices" and I got a detention.

I also got kicked out of my 6th grade band picture because when they were about to take the picture a friend of mine said "sayyyy penis!!" really loud and the teacher thought it was me, and being the good picture hating friend that I was, I just took the blame.

Haha, it's "BOGIES" over here. Dick and Dom (in da' bungalow) started it off

And cook, what the hell compelled you to jack off in a test? haha

[3rdEyeVision]

ya how would you manage to jack off in class...wouldn't it be kinda messy or something.....i have done so many stupid things with my friends its not even funny so i decide not to share them hahaha

[flamingskullballs]

starting bathroom on fire numerous times...threw a lock at someone once...pulled the fire alarm once...glued a nudie magazine to the floor...yelling at random people...i jacked off in history once...walking on tables...pissed in the principals office...smoke bombs....stink bombs...

now im gunna take my amplification device, and a guitar to school...rock out in the locker bay...

[3rdEyeVision]

^^^why would you guys wanna jack off in school like that seems like the worst thing in the WORLD to get caught doing eeeeewww

[3rdEyeVision]

i guess ill tell the worst story....my dumbass buddy got mad at his socials teacher and after watching some movie he decided he was gonna put motor oil in the teachers coffee....i didnt try to stop him at the time because I thought he was going to pussy out like a normal person would but shure enough, next day at school when the teacher went to smoke his "ciggarette"(he always stank like us after) my bud poured like a 3rd of the coffe out and filled it with the motor oil. so the tacher comes back in and take a biiiig gulp of his coffee and starts gagging and stuff in the trashy can...it was hilarious at the time but when i think back on it i kinda feel sorry for the teacher,anyways my friend got expelled that same day.

[heavymetal101]

Damn i wish i could go to school just so i could do that kind of stuff!! Thats one of the disadvantages of homeschool, getting to do all that crazy ass shit! When i did go to school, my 6th grade year i skipped my 4th hour class like 3 or 4 times in a row. And the only reason i git caught was cause this stupid bitch ass prep ratted me out!! If i ever saw her again i would kick her ass, stupid bitch ass prep.

Sorry i needed to get that out. LOL

[deathbyvalley]

i've done so much stupid shit at school, can't even list 'em, but the class that graduated two years before me, their senior prank was supergluing the locks shut on all the classroom doors on the day of finals. school was in a frenzy, it was really funny

[lateralus]

Hawhawwww I got a story for ya.

Back in sophomore year, we liked to throw ketchup, mayo, soda, milk, and other random condiments at eachother. One day I decided to meet a few nearby females by throwing vegetables at them. Apparently they didn't like that.

They returned the vegetables along with a soda bottle aimed at my vicinity. A volley was formed which turned into an all out food war.

Soon there were maybe fifteen people in it. There happened to be a car in the way, but we didn't care. A bunch of my friends bought quarter milks and a lot of people got soaked. The bell rang, and my friend Navjit was hit dead on with a flying chocolate milk.

On a related note, we completely destroyed a few chairs that year, and stashed them in a manhole.

We did nitrous oxide on the basketball courts. Some acquaintances of mine had a session or two behind where the gym basketballs are kept. I knew several people who chewed tobacco incessantly in class.

I decided to put a giant box on my head one day and run into walls and such. Good fun.

I liked to stand on the corner by our school and hand out pennies.