Hawhawwww I got a story for ya.

Back in sophomore year, we liked to throw ketchup, mayo, soda, milk, and other random condiments at eachother. One day I decided to meet a few nearby females by throwing vegetables at them. Apparently they didn't like that.

They returned the vegetables along with a soda bottle aimed at my vicinity. A volley was formed which turned into an all out food war.

Soon there were maybe fifteen people in it. There happened to be a car in the way, but we didn't care. A bunch of my friends bought quarter milks and a lot of people got soaked. The bell rang, and my friend Navjit was hit dead on with a flying chocolate milk.

On a related note, we completely destroyed a few chairs that year, and stashed them in a manhole.

We did nitrous oxide on the basketball courts. Some acquaintances of mine had a session or two behind where the gym basketballs are kept. I knew several people who chewed tobacco incessantly in class.

I decided to put a giant box on my head one day and run into walls and such. Good fun.

I liked to stand on the corner by our school and hand out pennies.