Bloody stupid school stunts

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Here we go, my school is nice but the kids are hilarious. I don't do much stupid shit on campus but here's some shit other kids have done...

Recently:
We've got a river unde a bridge connecting the school buildings, some kids decided a week before mid-terms they'd pull a prank. They sat in the canoe after the last bell and road down the river..eventually they were stopped. turns out they were about 10 feet away from hitting a pipe. Suspension.

20 something 6th graders got syphillis from a rainbow party. AHH (not school, just FUNNY)

About 20 [guy] seniors started a "cult", wearing only black shirts and starting a beard contest, seeing who can grow the longest by January 1st.

Past:
Some girl got busted with about a lb of bagged bud on her while on dxm. She happened to be my dealer -laughs-

A Jr. got his entire truck bubble wrapped.

I'll think of more later :P

[deathbyvalley]

oh, i forgot. this one girl in 8th grade got caught in a stairwell with 12 8th/9th grade boys giving them blow jobs. and the smell of weed last year never really ever left the buildings

[420Toaker]

me and my budds have done too many stupid things to even start listing and still have plenty more ideas. My school is great to fuck around in because its a voke school so we have class for 2 weeks then goto shop for 2 weeks and thats when we really have fun.

[BlackLabelXmas]

When I was in seventh grade I drank a fifth of E&J in the bathroom and then beat a kid up and pissed on his face. His eyes started burning and I got expelled for that one.

When I was in eighth grade I put peanut butter on a piece of bread and threw it at my bus driver while we were on our way to school and it stuck to the side of his face. That one had me laughing for hours because I was pretty stoned at the time.

Also in eight grade I went to 7th grade classrooms and told the teachers I was a foreign exchange student named Sven Schwarzenager and got away with it until
5th period when one of the teachers recognized me.

Just some of the things I did at school. I did have the record for the most write-ups my eighth grade year at my school though. Now that I look back on it I don't really see how I could've been that stupid.

[psychopixi]

Hmm, I never did anything worse than cutting class. A couple of girls from another school in the area decided to come to Olchfa for a day though, and borrow some uniforms and just wandered around, joining random classes and stuff. They only got found out when they started making too much noise in the class and the teacher asked them for their names to report them, and discovered they weren't down as students in our school.

My boyfriend's best mate, Courtney, decided to steal the school's sit-on lawn mower and cut the grass on the field once instead of going to Chemistry. The teacher spotted him out of the window and sent someone down to fetch him. When the kid got there, Courtney told him he could tell the teacher to "stick her fucking lesson up her c**t", which the guy duly went back and told the teacher... the both got suspended for a couple of weeks.

Courtney also punched his headmaster... I found that quite amusing. The head was constantly breathing down his neck, and one day called him up to the office and started having a go at him... and got a broken nose for his troubles. Funnily enough Courtney got expelled after that. He'd keep coming back into the school all the time though, to meet his friends for lunch, and the head would constantly go ballistic at him and order him off school property. Courtney'd normally be waiting just inside the gates, so all he'd do was take a step back and he'd be outside school property, so he'd just stand there and smirk at the head.

[robert42]

fireworks at skool that was bad

[psychopixi]

fireworks at skool that was bad

Fuck yeah, I forgot - a year 10 got expelled after letting of a firework and seriously burning two year 8 girls. Dickhead.

[syrrus]

Getting into the telephone connection block and rewireing the phone lines randomly. Smoking on the roof with my theatre teacher in 8th grade. Shutting down the school network and all the networks that it was connected to (accidently). Giving a speech while on dose. Eating shrooms for lunch. I gave one of my middle school classes a new paint job that suited my likeing. Smoking in the theatre shop, making a copy of the master key to the school and then skipping class to go into locked rooms. Suprisingly enough never getting expelled or servearly punished for my crimes.

[Das Boot]

In my Senior year a bomb threat was called in (happened about once a month.) The cops searched the school found nothing and the teachers ordered everyone back to class. Unfortunatley the school was having a good time outside and didn't want to go to class. There was like a miniature riot the police opened up on the crowd with pepper spray and everything. They took kids to the hospital in buses. I beleive it was on the news but probably wasn't national. I was lucky enough to avoid pepper spray and witnessed about ten good fights. Good times. :dance:

[Das Boot]

Oh I forgot. The best part of it was watching my Economics teacher beat some dudes ass. Gave me a new found respect for the teachers.