In all honesty, this sounds like a suicide threat. -laughs-

I'd miss you carl.

I'd miss you real fucking hard.

Don't leave me carl. Please.

And no, I don't think internet popularity reflects real popularity any more than the size of one's e-penis reflects the size of a real person's penis.

And how would no one miss you if you left real life, just wondering? Are you like a 99 year old hermit who's friends and family are all dead? I'd have never pegged you as one before today if so.