How I broke out of jail

[dustoned]

i thought that was hilarious.

because tokosan is a fucking paragon, he's probably really good at math or something.

dustoned Reviewed by dustoned on 11-17-2005. How I broke out of jail So you see I had to break out of jail rite, I had been imprisoned for being over the "afro coolness" limit. Here's how our conversation went: Officer: Do you know how cool your afro is? Me: *gulp* No. Officer: Have you had any spray tonight? Me: No. Officer: I think you have, i'm gonna have to do a hairspray test. Me: *gulp* Officer: 2 cans, that's 1.8 cans over the legal limit. Your afro is too cool. You're under arrest. Rating: 5

[Reefer Rogue]

I liked it nonetheless.

[w4terb0ng]

wow. that was mildly interesting.




and then my nuts itched.

[ADaisyChain]

It's pathetic, rep will get you anywhere these days. Just goes to show you how corrupt our system of punishment is that a person can get out merely because of his ytmd rep.

[Omni05]

did they make you toss the salad?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

did they make you toss the salad?

Yeah, i forced him, over and over and over *drools just thinkin' about it*

and over and over and over and over.

[daZenfmeister]

sounds like an acid trip i had just replace the words "the" and "fry" with: Nutshack

[lemonboy]

"It's true what they say about dropping the soap... You can't hold on to that thing to save your life. It was slipping all over the place!"

[Lily420]

lol how fuckin random was that