How I broke out of jail

[tokosan]

So you see I had to break out of jail rite, I had been imprisoned for being over the "afro coolness" limit. Here's how our conversation went:

Officer: Do you know how cool your afro is?
Me: *gulp* No.
Officer: Have you had any spray tonight?
Me: No.
Officer: I think you have, i'm gonna have to do a hairspray test.
Me: *gulp*
Officer: 2 cans, that's 1.8 cans over the legal limit. Your afro is too cool. You're under arrest.

So anyways I was in jail rite. I was rooming with a man called "Big Ass Momma". And BAM, for short as he was called, was a big, big, man. He had a nail filer. I needed it. I had one of my friends on the outside smuggle in some cigs by storing them in his ass. I traded them to BAM and started filing the bars. After 10 long months, I had done it. I stole some clothes from a sleeping guard (but I left his boxers, and when I left they were wet, if you know what I mean) and walked out. But they figured me out so they shot me in the ass and put me in jail. So I ran on the communist ticket while in jail. I won, so I was president. They had to let me out. Sadly though, my afro engulfed the entire universe. I was able to rewind time and restore the fabric of time and space, putting me back in jail. Then I looked at the guard. Our eyes met. I gave him a long stare.

"I'm a YTMND.com moderator.", I said. He flinched.
"I have 300,000 rep.", I continued. He started getting uneasy as sweat dripped down his neck.

Then we did the mash
The monster mash
It was a letting me out of prison smash.

tokosan Reviewed by tokosan on 11-17-2005. How I broke out of jail So you see I had to break out of jail rite, I had been imprisoned for being over the "afro coolness" limit. Here's how our conversation went: Officer: Do you know how cool your afro is? Me: *gulp* No. Officer: Have you had any spray tonight? Me: No. Officer: I think you have, i'm gonna have to do a hairspray test. Me: *gulp* Officer: 2 cans, that's 1.8 cans over the legal limit. Your afro is too cool. You're under arrest. Rating: 5

[Whos Carl]

Your slightly funny.

[tokosan]

okay

[Whos Carl]

okay

Of course I was lieing lol.

[cambam]

I found Toko's post rather funny.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I love Suckosan in general, haha man

Glad you aren't in prison anymore.. we need you!

[somebody someone]

nice one, thats cool... too cool.

[Caruso329]

lmao good stuff.

[beachguy in thongs]

Tokosan, you copied a letter off of that movie about that guy, with that girl and those other guys. You should change your name to Plagiarsan.

[Nochowderforyou]

Don't you post anything that wasn't copied from a book/internet/newspaper?