The stupidiest thing ive done that i thought would be funny was swinging a 5ltr pot of bright yellow paint over a brand new carpet...on the last swing i turnd to walk out the room and cliped the pot on the door handle, the lid poped off spilling all the paint over our new burgundy colour carpet,,,,the mrs went crazy at me and it took us 4 hrs to get the paint out of the carpet!

Gotta be the dumbest thing ive eva done....