Mine has gotta be the best

I am slightly deaf in one hear, and totally deaf in the other. So I wear an hearing aid in one, but with it in, i can hear perfectly n also talk perfectly. But one day I didnt want to go to work, so I texted my boss the follwing:

I wont be coming in today. I have an ear infection in my good ear, and cant wear my aid as it hurts like hell. Also I cannot use the phone and my ear is really sensative, so don't call me.

This worked a treat as I had 3 days off, an the first was a wednesday. I had a 5 day weekend