AT work I have used many excuses the best I think has been " my house was burgled" or "I was in a car crash" or " my cat died"

The best excuse I have heard is "I shit myself on the way to work" that was true aswell a guy from my mums work said it.
Whos Carl Reviewed by Whos Carl on . faking sick i know you have all done it, but I am guilty too. I was just wondering whats the most crazy thing you've done to skip work/school/family/etc.... Bear in mind it has to be a sickness you faked. Also, what is the easiest way to fake sick, in your opinion. I have no great stories, although I've been faking huge headaches lately. No real way to prove I have a headache, I just sort of hold my head in pain and take advil. Rating: 5