faking sick

[vipper of vip]

bugger me that's stupid. we used to do daft things like that at school.

vipper of vip Reviewed by vipper of vip on 11-17-2005. faking sick i know you have all done it, but I am guilty too. I was just wondering whats the most crazy thing you've done to skip work/school/family/etc.... Bear in mind it has to be a sickness you faked. Also, what is the easiest way to fake sick, in your opinion. I have no great stories, although I've been faking huge headaches lately. No real way to prove I have a headache, I just sort of hold my head in pain and take advil. Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Owwwwwww! Wtf. You know if you hit the bottom of someones nose really hard going upward it will send that bone into their brain killing them. This has been a lesson in death by Mr. Turtle. Mr. T says stay in school! :thumbsup:

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Yup i knew that.. I think it's Con Air with Nicholas Cage in, when he does that to someone and goes to prison lol

[floydzeppelinfan]

wow so u pretened u had a headache?

Ya dude, they can't prove I have one. I just hold my head and kind of moan and I make sure to never look into their eyes.... that's when they know you are lying. Dangerous, but works like a charm.

[king kong bong]

why did you hide under the laundry? playing hooky?

I once chewed up a bunch of crackers and drank some milk and oj.. and then on the drive to school I put my head out the window and pretended to puke.. I think I was in the 6th grade..

it worked.. I stayed home for a week!!

yeah!!

yep i was playin hooky. speakin of hooky who invented that term, it has to be the stupidest shit i ever heard. whenever i hear the word, i picture a game of retarded hockey or something.

[blastfast]

I skived loads, when it got to college, i just used to stay in bed.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I didn't play hookey today, although I was about to. I don't usually fake "sick" I fake mentally ill [start crying between classes or start a fight] and get outta class but still get credit. =]

craziest thing I've done..gawd..Mm I'm not sure but I've gotta few weird stories that I got sent home for in elementry school.

[robert42]

i pretned i have 1 leg

its hard to fake

but works like a charm

[Buffalo]

I've never faked sickness, though I have taken advantage of a prior illness for longer than I should have. Like I puked on Halloween, and rode that for two days.

Most of the time, I just ditch class.