faking sick

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I threw 2 biscuits in the toilet, and thought they would look like sick.. i guess i was wrong. lol

3 Sheets To The Wind Reviewed by 3 Sheets To The Wind on 11-17-2005. faking sick i know you have all done it, but I am guilty too. I was just wondering whats the most crazy thing you've done to skip work/school/family/etc.... Bear in mind it has to be a sickness you faked. Also, what is the easiest way to fake sick, in your opinion. I have no great stories, although I've been faking huge headaches lately. No real way to prove I have a headache, I just sort of hold my head in pain and take advil. Rating: 5

[cambam]

Mine has gotta be the best

I am slightly deaf in one hear, and totally deaf in the other. So I wear an hearing aid in one, but with it in, i can hear perfectly n also talk perfectly. But one day I didnt want to go to work, so I texted my boss the follwing:

I wont be coming in today. I have an ear infection in my good ear, and cant wear my aid as it hurts like hell. Also I cannot use the phone and my ear is really sensative, so don't call me.

This worked a treat as I had 3 days off, an the first was a wednesday. I had a 5 day weekend

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Mine has gotta be the best

I am slightly deaf in one hear, and totally deaf in the other. So I wear an hearing aid in one, but with it in, i can hear perfectly n also talk perfectly. But one day I didnt want to go to work, so I texted my boss the follwing:

I wont be coming in today. I have an ear infection in my good ear, and cant wear my aid as it hurts like hell. Also I cannot use the phone and my ear is really sensative, so don't call me.

This worked a treat as I had 3 days off, an the first was a wednesday. I had a 5 day weekend

Wow that is a good idea.

Sucks about being almost deaf though man!

[cambam]

Nah fella, it doesn't suck. Its class, I turn if off if someone is annoying me, take it out when i go into bars, so I can hear the music properly. The only hang up is the visual side of it. Ya would notice it, n it sticks on ppl's minds, n yeah, i do get a bit selfconscious of it. But for me, being as I am, its a blessing in disgiuse, I wouldnt change it for the world.

If people judge my hearing aid, fuck em, they aint worth knowing.

[Caruso329]

I called in sick to work and went to a Georgia game before.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nah fella, it doesn't suck. Its class, I turn if off if someone is annoying me, take it out when i go into bars, so I can hear the music properly. The only hang up is the visual side of it. Ya would notice it, n it sticks on ppl's minds, n yeah, i do get a bit selfconscious of it. But for me, being as I am, its a blessing in disgiuse, I wouldnt change it for the world.

If people judge my hearing aid, fuck em, they aint worth knowing.

Ahh i guess that's alright then.
Yeah, if someone takes the piss out of you for having a hearing aid, i hope they get run over by an 18-wheeler on the walk home

Have a good'un! :thumbsup:

[cambam]

Cheers fella, you will do for me

[Caruso329]

Damn that is a good idea about the ear thing.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

In about year 9 (2 and a half years ago) there were some kids in my class that would almost break their noses everyday to get out of lessons. They'd put their hand into a fist and hit the side of their nose hard with the bottom of their hand (where you would hit if you karate chopped someone's eye HAHA) and make it bleed really badly. One of them like did some real damage to his nose one time, but i guess that's what you get for giving yourself nosebleeds everyday!

[Caruso329]

Owwwwwww! Wtf. You know if you hit the bottom of someones nose really hard going upward it will send that bone into their brain killing them. This has been a lesson in death by Mr. Turtle. Mr. T says stay in school! :thumbsup:

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