why is weed illegal
Because it is considered a gateway drug.

What you doing tomorrow?
School, going out with soem friends then who knows.

When's your birthday?!
December 25 1988. =)

why is time not the same for eveyone? what is time anyway?
Time is the same for everyone but we interpret it differently for knowing time to be more convenient, thus the time zones. Time is the human creation.

when are the aliens coming?
March 22 2007 (edited so we can celebrate BabyFacedAbortion's Birthday)

am i crazy or is the world crazy?
Sane is a state of mind. There is no such thing as crazy. We are all sane just unable to understand another persons mind, and at times, unable to understand our own.