Haha. Awesome.

My chillum's the size of my pinky, and my spoon is the size of my ring finger.

I've only had one commercial bong, but it was confiscated by my friend's mom years ago. Since then, I've survived by making my own, some of which have been massive. We had one made out of a massive blowing-bubble container named Mr. Bubbles. I still miss him.