mary had a bag of weed
it was green and smelled like dope
she thought she had to smoke it all
cuz her friends were into coke

she took her ganj to school one day
that was against the rules
her friends all got baked and played
hence the term 'high' school

she took her buds to her house
and then she smoked some more
her rents came home from work that day
to find her on the floor

they took her to the hospital
where they found out that she greened
and said "you're grounded till ur twenty
for smoking all that weed"

then she sat in her room
every single day
looking out the window
and wishing she could play

mary learned a lesson
from smoking all that dope
she endorses anti-drug campaings
but secretly she snorts coke

let stoners be stoners!!!