Quote Originally Posted by ShamanicHippy
hell yeah. well one time when I was really stoned I started talking on my cell phone but I had forgotten to call anyone. but that hardly counts as an inanmate object
I called my dad a fuckin' cunt on the phone haha.
His old work phone messed up sometimes, where he can hear you, but you can't hear him, so he rang one time and i could hear someone there.. like a rustling but no talking, so i got pissed as we kept getting pranked and said something along the lines of "Stop calling here you fuckin' cunt, you're going down."

My dad got home, and said to me "You're lucky that wasn't your nan or grandad ringing and their phone messed up" and i shit myself when i realised i said it all to him. Then again thinking it could have been another family member, but on a bad line haha