Yeah, my virgin smoker friend laughed on his first hit ever, and blew almost all the bongwater through, soaking the weed in the middle of a huge puddle on my floor.

It's okay though, I raped him afterwards.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . The human bong... your without a bong you say, and gettin tired of your pipe's harsh, tiny hits? Try this, take a small drink of water and hold it in your mouth, tilt your head a little forward put the pipe to your lips and draw the smoke thru it... this creates the bubbling action of a bong inside your mouth, yeilding massive hits that arent too harsh... and you get a little drink to ease your throat after the hit. dont use too much water, or inhale too hard, otherwise youll suck down the water... inhale Rating: 5