yes, it's true. i went to a headshop down by where i live and picked up a new piece of artwork. i was looking for something smaller than my previous pipe, for concealment purposes (that is not an innuendo for stuffing a pipe up my ass). my other pipe is about 4'' long, this new pipe is 3'' long! not much of a difference you say? i beg to differ. (refer to last statement in parenthesis). anywho, i named her marge, after the beloved character from the simpsons. the stem of the pipe is the exact shape of her hair, although the head looks like that of a snork. you could see where a little conflict took place. ultimately, i decided on marge - it's fitting. well i say! i've been rambling on for quite a minute now.