bud and no papes : )

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

hahahhaaha I am stoned and jacking off is basically the funniest way to euphamise masturbation. no wait, "vigerous beating" is better I thinkg

Bash the bishop, choke some stuff, like parrots and snakes and shit.

Also when high, that action... what a feeling lol

But we all know that, right?!