Would they Put God in Jail...?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, I mean, one time he killed every land animal on the planet save for 2 of every species and the family of one of his friends. That's international terrorism right there.

You caught my attention...

Noah's Ark may be a parable. The World may have undergone a flood and there may have been a Man who said "Fuck the people, I'm taking the animals."