Would they Put God in Jail...?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

god makes it's own laws


god cant be a he or she, god has to be a hermaphrodite lol

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[beachguy in thongs]

Could they arrest God for Drunk Driving? They'd have to have pretty strong handcuffs.

[Sir Les]

god is evil in the eyes of humanity.

if someone pissed god off, he'd kill them without thinkin about it.

if they caught god doing something illegal, god would kill them for trying to imprison him.

if someone shot god, he'd laugh so hard, the assilant would die.


this is just the way god is.


be glad we dont have god as our king, but his compassionate son.


you dont deserve christ.




i like you

Christ didn't come to change God's commandments, covenants, or instruction!
He came to fulfill them as a man of flesh and bones!
To show us it is possible to be sinless, and restore God's garden!

God is still King, and the Lord Christ is his right hand!= the act of doing God's will!

[Monkey4Sale]

Christ didn't come to change God's commandments, covenants, or instruction!
He came to fulfill them as a man of flesh and bones!
To show us it is possible to be sinless, and restore God's garden!

God is still King, and the Lord Christ is his right hand!= the act of doing God's will!

That doesn't work though. Christianity is confusing, sometimes jesus is god, and other time god is god. Also where did the y chromisome came from? wouldn't it make more sense (genetically) if adam was taken from eve?

[beachguy in thongs]

Jesus had taught scriptures that already existed. With computers speeding up evolution, we are all as powerful as he was. Mankind has evolved, and throughout the past couple-thousand years the Roman Church has suppressed other immaculate conceptions and miracle workers. Does anyone know who that Christ-child was that St. Christopher carried across a raging stream who got heavier and heavier then told him to plant his staff in the ground, the next day, a palm tree bearing fruit had appeared in it's place? It had to have been in the 3rd Century, there's proof that St. Christopher existed then. I don't know if there's any proof to that story, though... Sounds pretty crazy.

[Sir Les]

That doesn't work though. Christianity is confusing, sometimes jesus is god, and other time god is god. Also where did the y chromisome came from? wouldn't it make more sense (genetically) if adam was taken from eve?

Christ came to fulfill the commandment, and uphold the covenants, and to follow the instructions laid down by God, in human flesh!
To prove The heavenly father's promise of eternal life is possible!
If God wanted to make more people he would of done so in the begining!

Where did the Y chromisone come from?
Didn't all the creation have part in our creation?
It says so in the Bible!
Genesis 1:26..."Let Us make humankind in our image"
Thus all life went into our making!
And there were male and female creatures!
There were hermaphrodite plants, and insects!
All kinds of things went into our making!

Mathew 16:28...The Christ was sent to fulfill, not to take away!
Rev 17:17
Acts 3:21
Acts 10:15
Acts 10:42-43 Jesus is not God, but the Son of man, or the son of God!
He is the only one, and the only way out of the puzzel!

What is living, and what is dead, is another question we might ask ourselves!

[beachguy in thongs]

Just to point it out, because it's interesting. I'm gonna show the passages in "The Book" and compare them with The Words from your citing.

Genesis 1:26..."Let Us make humankind in our image"
Thus all life went into our making!
And there were male and female creatures!
There were hermaphrodite plants, and insects!
All kinds of things went into our making!

THE BOOK- 1:26 The God said, "Let us make people in our image, to be like ourselves. They will be masters over all life- the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and all the livestock, wild animals, and small animals.

Mathew 16:28...The Christ was sent to fulfill, not to take away!
THE BOOK- 16:28 "And I assure you that some of you standing here right now will not die before you see me, the Son of Man, coming in my Kingdom."
Rev 17:17
Acts 3:21
Acts 10:15
Acts 10:42-43 "Jesus is not God, but the Son of man, or the son of God!
He is the only one, and the only way out of the puzzel!

What is living, and what is dead, is another question we might ask ourselves!
THE BOOK- 10:42-43 "And he ordered us to preach everywhere and to testify that Jesus is ordained of God to be the judge of all-the living and the dead. He is the one all the prophets testified about, saying that everyone who believes in him will have their sins forgiven through his name."

[Monkey4Sale]

Isn't religion (at least christianity and the sort) an obsession with death?

[Sir Les]

Isn't religion (at least christianity and the sort) an obsession with death?

There are many new ways to die, but only one way to live! :rasta:

[Monkey4Sale]

There are many new ways to die, but only one way to live! :rasta:

That doesn't answer my question. But christianity is an obsession with getting into heaven. As far as I know you have to be dead to go to heaven.