Yup, now I can...my head isn't foggy anymore.

Well, last night, myself and two of my friends took a few hits from my home-made bong...which I made out of a Dole's container (de-labelled), and then we decided "hey, let's go to Subway for munchies". Of course by that time (1:30 am), there were quite a few drunks in the neighborhood making a shitload of nouse, but that didn't matter. We went into Subway (I left my bong in the car), then we bought a tonne of food. Afterwards, we left the store, and started to walk up to my friend's (Jai) house--by this time, I grabbed my Dole's bong out of my car so that we could get high again later.
We walked alongside the subway building towards Jai's when suddenly, behind the corner of an alleyway, a huge-ass cop (he was at least 6'5") stepped in front of us and said "good evening, wild night eh?"
I wasn't even thinking (I was pretty ripped)...I felt like I was watching a movie from the 1st person perspective lol.
"There's been quite a bit of hooting and hollering going on around here...it wasn't you boys was it?"
Of course, it wasn't and we told him that...he still didn't believe us.
He asked me "what's that you got behind your back?" and I said "Just a bottle of water"
Right then, I was trying to rip the bowl/stem out of the Dole's container (no such luck) so that he might have it confused with just a regular bottle of water. Since I couldn't get it out, I just twisted the bottle around so that my hand was covering the bowl (even though you could OBVIOUSLY see the stem submerged in the water since there wasn't a label on the bottle).
"Are you drinking something, son? Let me smell it"
At this point, I almost pissed my pants lol. I knew we were busted (I had about 4 grams in my coat pocket), and we must've looked scared shitless, which is probably why, right before taking my bong to have a good look at my "water bottle", he said "Okay, obviously you boys weren't drinking...it must've been another group of people who were making a comotion." then he went away! How could he have NOT seen it as a bong! This boggles my mind!!!! Anyway, I'm glad he didn't lol