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11-11-2005, 06:59 PM #5Senior Member
Pat Robertson, Christian. Part II
He's nothing more than a Christian version of Osama! Ever see his skit on South Park....hilarious!!! :thumbsup:
Episode #311
Into this bleak landscape a spaceship from the planet Marklar lands. After the ship's pilot is eaten by a lion, Marvin finds the ship and uses it to search the world to find a place for his people without missionaries. He is unsuccessful, and enlists the help of the South Park boys. The CIA, Christian Broadcasting Channel (CBC), and Sally Struthers all pursue Marvin. A particularly chilling scene is the CIA's first meeting with Sally, who has turned into Jabba the Hut by eating all the relief food intended for the starving Africans. After the incentive of a Chocolate Yum Yum bar, Sally agrees to help the agency.
ROBERTSON: Listen to this Susan, one of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery! A new planet in the galaxy Alpha-Seti-6 that has intelligent life on it.
SUSAN (Pat's co-host): Amazing!
ROBERTSON: We're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure: they've never heard of Jesus Christ.
SUSAN: What can we do at The 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
ROBERTSON: Well what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser. Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens. Send your money now. Amen.
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