I posted this along time ago, but here's how I did it.

First, I made a "Doob-Tube", "Hello Neighbor" or "Spoof", as you might call it. Basically, it was a water bottle (or any sealable plastic bottle that you can throw away) stuffed with fabric softener sheets, as well as some drops of patchouli oil. I poked some holes at the bottom of the bottle, and blew through the opening at the top. It forced the air through all the sheets, let no air out near the mouthpiece, and smelled like patchouli, and THAT'S ALL.

Second, for the bong. I built a sobe-bottle bong, and it was perfect. I kept the whole bottle together, no drilling. I poked 3 holes in the cap.

1. to the first hole, I inserted a long piece of rubber fishtank hosing (available at any pet store) so about 1 inch of the hose was inside the bottle, and sealed around the hose with epoxy (glue)for the intake.

2. The second hole was to hold the bowl and stem I built. I took a stainless-steel ratchet head and fit a stainless-steel screen inside (I made sure the metal was safe to smoke out of by burning it with a lighter for 30 sec. or so, and seeing if any fumes were produced. They were not, so it was pretty well safe). I jammed a hollow bic pen shell (without the ink or top/bottom) into the smaller end of the ratchet and ran that down into the water in the bottle.

3. The third hole was a carb, simple as that.


So, I would pack a bowl (typically enough to cash in one big hit) into the ratchet head on top of the screen. I would plug the carb and take a massive hit, filling the sobe bottle (also filled with cold ice-water) till it was green with smoke. I released the carb, took the WHOLE hit, and quickly covered the bowl with the end of the "Doob tube" to prevent smoke from leaking.

To exhale, I breathed slowly and completely (that means every last bit in your lungs, so you can't puss out early or it's all for scratch) into the fabric-sheet bottle, and repeated until thoroughly shitfaced.


I did this in my dorm every day I lived there, and several times a day at that. Never had a problem.




Hope that helps, Mr. NORML. :dance:
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