I rented two movies one night before getting stoned out of my mind.

A Marilyn Monroe flick...and an old black and white silent movie with Buster Keaton and what might have been Keystone Cops.

I sat alone in the dark and watched them. Buster Keaton made me laugh so hard I almost ruptured myself.

...and then Marilyn...oh Marilyn...like a candle in the wind. She blew me a kiss and I fell in love.