Uh Oh-Check the Email I Got Today

[radioned]

what does it matter you could have friends there that you speak to etc it doesnt mean they can jump to conclusions and judge you etc i know to some you mention cannabis and they instantly think druggie etc i have had this in the past myself but as long as they cant fault your work etc then they can take a jump and dont worry uk employment law you have to have three warnings before you can be sacked verbal written and final

radioned Reviewed by radioned on 11-10-2005. Uh Oh-Check the Email I Got Today This email was sent from the IT director of the company I work for This means I wont be on this site that much anymore :( Noooooooooo Good morning. Recently I have taken a keen interest in our Internet usage and found a few interesting facts. The greater part of our internet usage does not appear to be related to our business, unless I am unaware that we are selling holidays, renting property, shopping online, buying cars or chatting on-line (no-forum). Our top 10 usage sites are: Rating: 5

[colton]

i used to work for my local council, i got arrested one weekend for possession, a couple of weeks later it was in the local paper, in the 'in court section', anyway my bosses read it (or some fucker showed them) so they put me through a disciplinary for 'bringing the council into disrepute' what a load of bollox eh! i went through so many hearings, got union officials, councillers all that shit involved, they thought they could sack me, my union said they couldnt, anyway after about 4 months they found me guilty, and gave me a WRITTEN WARNING!!! by that time id found some better work so i left without tellin the bastards, they were still payin me and ev!!

[robert42]

PLANT BOMBSIN UR WORKS HQ

[motahead]

Hey Sensi..

I agree with whoever said that it's dudes at your work looking at porn.

I mean if you are the only one at your work looking at this site it probably didn't register very "high" (snicker) with your IT dept.

I heard somewhere that some there is some insane percentage of porn sites accessed from corporate office networks.

There is probably some exec who is sitting with his office door closed looking at chunkyasses.com or vampirelesbiancheeleaders.com

[heyheymymy]

"If this continues on this trend, we will have to implement measures to limit internet usage to restricted sites only.

Regards,
xxxxxx "




Is it just me or does it say they are going to limit internet usage to the restricted sites only? Boss shulda had a cup of coffee before sending out that memo!

[lemonboy]

This is called your IT director justifying his position. I find it kind of scary that he knows what "products" people have been buying on eBay though. There's a difference between being an IT director and an IT nazi.

[beachguy in thongs]

HEYHEYMYMY, I think the boss shoulda smoked a bowl first, but I think he meant "certain sites will become 'restricted'".

[Rarrr]

HEYHEYMYMY, I think the boss shoulda smoked a bowl first, but I think he meant "certain sites will become 'restricted'".

Maybe he did

[king kong bong]

sensi stop lookin at porn at work.

[SensiRide]

sensi stop lookin at porn at work.

Haha, I just hope to god someone else in there was looking at fucked up stuff, I feel like Im being singled out and they are gonna know im a toker! Its quite embarrassing, probably my own fault for going on at work, but you guys know, its so bloody addictive!

Anyway, to sum it up - I'll only be posting in the evening.
Phew, that took ages to write cos I took 5 hits of x15 about 30 minutes ago