Dude, it's all about the pet skunk! You can get them with the smell glands surgically removed, so you have this kickass skunk that just waddles around looking badass in its black and white.

They take some work, though, almost like a ferret-- you have to walk them, play with them, etc. on a regular basis. Well worth it, though, IMHO. I'd love to have one, but my whole family is allergic to anything furry.