Don't know if this is an urban legend but; in a loaf of bread. *lol* Heard a friend of a friend was searched, and had a bar of hash hidden inside a loaf of bread. When the cops left he just wandered out into the street with the bread, and broke it open, grinning down the street in the direction of the cop car...

Heard another dealer, female this time, had to hide a bar of similar size... so she hid it inside herself. *squick*