As soon as I realized that I was ernie and she was talking to me, the first words out of my mouth were "Oh shit I'm going to kill myself." But what I really meant was "Man, Im really pissed at myself for leaving my door unlocked for this experience." My mom freaked out again saying "Ernie have you been feeling this way all along why didn't you tell me!??" and I was just like "I have to take a shower."
don't get me wrong, the whole situation was probably shitty....but the way you worded it and stuff just makes it funny. your mom is already freaking out and the first words out of your mouth is "oh shit i'm going to kill myself" now i know, that's because you were pissed at yourself and it'd be the same thing like if you forgot to put oil in your car and fried the engine...but a panicing mom took it the wrong way >.> i dunno that just seems kinda funny like one of those things wher eyou have to watch the timing of what you say.